Kwee's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Swat Rainbow Dash]

I think the other people in the review section really need a better sense of humor. This isn't supposed to be some epic game that you play for hours on end - it's just supposed to be something goofy to give you a laugh.

Even as an MLP:FiM fan myself, I thought this was hilarious. Sure, it's not technically amazing, and I'm curious as to when the game "ends", but I found it amusing nonetheless.

[Zombie Survival Quiz]

Hmmm....

Some of the questions were a little vague, and some of them kinda depended on what type of zombie you're dealing with (who knows what kind of symptoms would occur in a real outbreak, but as far as the cinema is concerned, there are numerous kinds of zombies that work on different levels). Because of that, since I collect zombie movies and have seen lord-only-knows how many, it made it a little trickier for me personally, because it's harder for me to think in the context of just one type of zombie lore. But, as you mentioned, trying to cover all the bases would be impossible, so I just tried to think along the lines of a Romero-type outbreak.

However, the questions do force you to think, which is excellent. I don't think I've ever taken a quiz where I had to actually sit for a minute or so on some of the questions and rationalize about the choices.

The grading confused me a little, but apparently Z+ is a good thing, and that's what I got. XD Overall, awesome quiz - best zombie survival quiz I've ever taken. :3

[4D Tic Tac Toe]

Needs a little more of a presentation...

And maybe a little more going-over of the rules, but overall, very fun, and extremely addicting. :D

[Dunce Dunce Revolution]

Well....

The arrows didn't seem to follow the rhythm of the music that well....and I really have NO idea how the heck I won the last one when I missed the majority of the arrows. O_o'

The animals are cute, but you don't even get to watch them since you're concentrating so hard on getting the arrows right.

It's a cute effort, but it could use a bit of tweaking. It still made me giggle hearing their little noises when they dance. XD

[Personal Shopper]

Very good - you need keen eyes for this one!

This game is trickier than one might think - you really gotta look hard to find some of the items! I think changing anything would make it too easy - I like how if you start over, you have to find different items each level than the last time you played. Overall, a cute little game to sharpen the eyes! :)

[! Fishy !]

Shweeeet.

Okay, for starters, I really hope no one is falling for that "outwar" crap. Who ARE these losers going to like, EVERY site/forum/chatroom/whatever and trying to trick people into going to their FREAKING RETARDED little outwar sites? They need lives. BAD.

ANYHOW...this game is the SHIZ. It's really difficult because of the sheer number of larger fishies, but it's still beatable (HAAA I DESTROYED THE POND ECOSYSTEM SIMPLY BY BEIN' A FAT BASTID! HOO HAH!). VERY addictive game. Requires a lot of concentration.

My only complaint is that you could have made the music loop a little longer and diversified (I've just been turning the sound off and listening to my own music). It's just that it gets so monotonous...

Other than that, FANTASTIC game. I wish it was portable so I could like...play it anywhere! ;D

[Pumpkin Simulator 2003]

Quite fun! :D

This is too fun! :D It's hard to cut out the pieces with a mouse (everyone knows how hard it is to draw with a mouse) but sometimes that can yield even funnier results!

Great job! :D

[To Kill a Goth]

Very dissapointing.

This cartoon, if you can even call it that, only serves to remind me just how fear and ignorance only serves to breed contempt for that which people do not understand. It has been said often that only the feeble-minded make wide generalizations...why is it that you seem to bear such a tremendous resentment against people who you deem to be "goth"? And why do you label people as such to begin with? Labels are for filing cabinets and the insides of undergarments: not for people. Also, who are you to attempt to define a culture, if you can call it that, when you yourself obviously have no conception of it whatsoever? After all, a coward cannot attempt to define courage, as his own cowardice distorts his apprehension and ability to gain the knowledge of the basic idea. Ergo, it seems rather unwarranted that you should attempt to classify that which is "goth" unless you considered yourself to be as such. You seem tremendously ill-informed, not to mention severely insecure about yourself if you feel the need to spearhead your limited beliefs through an extremely pointless and stereotypical satire of something you are obviously far too narrow-minded to even attempt to comprehend. This little flash cartoon of yours was not only poorly conceived, but graphically laughable. I highly suggest you try not only sharpening your flash skills, but also perhaps mentally evolving before you attempt to tackle subject matter of this or any nature. Perhaps the world isn't the way you want it to be, and yes, there are people out there that aren't like you. What a pity... or perhaps a blessing for the rest of humanity. Our race is a varied one: learn to deal with variety and accept it, and perhaps life and it's inexorable wealth of social interactions will come much easier for you down the road.

Lastly, here's a very interesting fact: While I do not place any labels on myself, I know quite a few people that could be considered to be "goth". And oddly enough, the majority of them are happier and perkier than your average cheerleader. Maybe you should try broadening your perspectives a bit, little man... as of now, your outlook concerning others seems rather juvenile. Please... if you ever attempt to breed, for the love of all things pleasant, let your child develop his own beliefs. Yours are sadly deplorable.

[Geriatric Skeet Shooting]

I really wish they would make this a real sport...

Great game, man! Though some of those damned old people just bounce all over the place... But that just makes it more challenging. :) I still got 90 on my first try. ;D

[Xiao Xiao No. 4]

EXCELLENT shooter. :)

Really smooth animation, great graphics... Awesome job! :D